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COMPETITIVE SALARY - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM - We have no time to train you.
CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE - We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.
MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED - You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED - Some time each night and some time each weekend.
DUTIES WILL VARY - Anyone in the office can boss you around.
MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL - We have no quality control.
CAREER-MINDED - Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
APPLY IN PERSON - If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE - We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE - You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST - You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS - You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.:losmile :hohsit :nah
 
frankiepolanco said:
COMPETITIVE SALARY - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM - We have no time to train you.
CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE - We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up; well, a couple of the real daring guys wear earrings.
MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED - You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED - Some time each night and some time each weekend.
DUTIES WILL VARY - Anyone in the office can boss you around.
MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL - We have no quality control.
CAREER-MINDED - Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
APPLY IN PERSON - If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE - We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE - You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST - You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS - You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.:losmile :hohsit :nah
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Burger King here I come !! Hollllllaaaaaa:blah
 
smoothrhythm said:
:nono Philly. Smoothie gonna be in charge of Fries.😀
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Oh my bad Smoothie, you wanna really be all up in the grease right? Will you be known as the "French Fry Manager"....can I have your autograph, PLEASSSSEEEEEE.....J/K papi :blah
 
pHiLLyGurL25 said:
Oh my bad Smoothie, you wanna really be all up in the grease right? Will you be known as the "French Fry Manager"....can I have your autograph, PLEASSSSEEEEEE.....J/K papi :blah
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No Philly, Smoothies the one putting the salt on the fries.lol😀
 
Speaking as unemployed person looking for a job, this isnt as far-fetched as u might think...lol

Randi (FreestyleGal)
 
ALL IS TRUE-THEY PAY YOU SHITTY and EXPECT YOU TO DO EVERYTHING!!!
I say,YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR,IF YOU WANT EXELLENT WORKERS-you better pay them good,EVEN if the worker works at BURGER KING or AT a OFFICE.
 
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