The_FalleN_AngeL
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This Latino couple had only been married for two weeks.
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and party with his old buddies, so he says to his new wife
"Preciosa, I'll be right back..."
"Where are you going Papi Chulo...?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, mamacita. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife says to him, "You want a beer mi amor?" Then she opens the refrigerator door and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands from
12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.... The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can think of
saying is, "Yes, mi mujer linda...but the bar....you know...the frozen glass...He didn't get to finish the sentence, when the wife interrupts him by saying....... "You want a frozen glass mi precioso?"
She takes a huge beer mug out of the freezer so frozen that she was getting chills holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, says, "Yes,
mi dulce, but at the bar they have those hors d' oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long.I'll be right back mi Melocotoncito. I promise. OK?" "You want hors d' oeuvres carino?" She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different hors d' oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
a blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. The husband, looking quite perplexed, says "Pero mi tesoro,I want to smoke a cigar, and not stink
up the house, tu sabes? "Cigar, amor de mi vida, aqui tienes" she says as she pulls out a large humidor from underneath the kitchen sink, with Cubans, Dominicans, Hondurians, Nicaraguans, Churchhills, Maduros, Robustos, everything. "But querida... at the bar... you know... the swearing, the dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words mi machote? she said... "HERE, TOMA TU ****ING CERVEZA IN YOUR FROZEN ****ING COPA, COMETE TUS ****ING SNACKS, AND METETE EL CIGARRO POR EL
CULO, PORQUE YOU AREN'T GOING ANY-****ING-WHERE! GOT IT MARICON?!!"
The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and party with his old buddies, so he says to his new wife
"Preciosa, I'll be right back..."
"Where are you going Papi Chulo...?" asked the wife.
"I'm going to the bar, mamacita. I'm going to have a beer."
The wife says to him, "You want a beer mi amor?" Then she opens the refrigerator door and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands from
12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.... The husband doesn't know what to do, and the only thing that he can think of
saying is, "Yes, mi mujer linda...but the bar....you know...the frozen glass...He didn't get to finish the sentence, when the wife interrupts him by saying....... "You want a frozen glass mi precioso?"
She takes a huge beer mug out of the freezer so frozen that she was getting chills holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, says, "Yes,
mi dulce, but at the bar they have those hors d' oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long.I'll be right back mi Melocotoncito. I promise. OK?" "You want hors d' oeuvres carino?" She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different hors d' oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in
a blanket, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. The husband, looking quite perplexed, says "Pero mi tesoro,I want to smoke a cigar, and not stink
up the house, tu sabes? "Cigar, amor de mi vida, aqui tienes" she says as she pulls out a large humidor from underneath the kitchen sink, with Cubans, Dominicans, Hondurians, Nicaraguans, Churchhills, Maduros, Robustos, everything. "But querida... at the bar... you know... the swearing, the dirty words and all that..." "You want dirty words mi machote? she said... "HERE, TOMA TU ****ING CERVEZA IN YOUR FROZEN ****ING COPA, COMETE TUS ****ING SNACKS, AND METETE EL CIGARRO POR EL
CULO, PORQUE YOU AREN'T GOING ANY-****ING-WHERE! GOT IT MARICON?!!"
