La Puertorriqueña

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>A middle aged Puertorriqueña had a heart attack and was taken to the

>hospital.

>

>While on the operating table, " la pobre" was delirious, she had a

near

>death experience.

>

>Seeing God, she asked, "Hay Dios Santo, is my time up?"

>

>The Creator said, "No nena , you have another 43 years, two months and

>eight

>days to live."

>

>Upon recovery, the Puertorriqueña decided to stay in the hospital and

have

>the works done: a face-lift, liposuction, a teta lift, nalga lift and

a

>barriga tuck.

>

>La muchacha was all excited cause she knew she had a long life ahead

and

>wanted to look bien pimposa.

>

>After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

>While crossing the street on her way to el cuchifrito place in NY, she

was

>hit and killed by an ambulance.

>

>Arriving in front of Creator, she demanded, "Mira que pasó?

>I thought you said I had another 40 years to go? Why didn't you pull

me out

>of the path of that ambulance?"

>The Creator replied, "PERO NENA, I didn't even recognize you!"
 
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