joke i heard in a magazine

[lilshygyrl]

okay im pretty sure this is how it went...

2 guys are walking in the woods
there's a snap sound
one of the guys turns around to see his friend is laying on the ground dead
he picks up his cell phone and call 911
the operator says"Are You sure he's dead?"
BANG (sound)
he replies "Yeah I'm sure"

 

[lilshygyrl]

its kinda dumb, but sort of funny

 

[Coro'sGirl]

lol its retarded funny like that 🙂

 

[Rookie]

i didn't know magazines can speak