i will heal thee!!!!!

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a traveling evangelist had come to town..he claimed to have great faith in god that had given him the abilty to heal sickness..deformity..mental illness.. all he had to do was speak in tounges. and he would heal for a small donation to "gods" work

so in front of a ramshackle stage with a curtain he calls up two men from a crowd that had gathered for a mid afternoon sevic

the first man named phil got up with crutches and made his way up the stage.. he said "please heal me i never walked a day in my life and i want to be free of these cructhes and dance!" the pastor said "have faith an today youll be a dancing fool step behind the curtain there son"

the second man named tom came up and said " I ha ha hav have a spah spah speech impediment I ca ca caaan cant tah tah talk right" the pastor motioned for tom also to step behind the curtain with assuring words "today you shall speak smoothly my brother"

and so the pastor then turned to the crowd and asked for silence..rasied his hands and started mumbling some giberish trance that only he could make out followed by a screaming AMEN YOU ARE HEALED!!!!

he turned around to the curtain and yelled out "phil throw down your cructhces and tom i want you to say something to the people here!!!"

there was a loud thud and tom then yelled out "PHH PHAAA PHHAAA Fuk PHAA PHAA pHIL FELL!!!! 😛
 
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