> >Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work > >today,
I
> >really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not > >come
work."
> >The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel
> >like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes
everything
> >better and I go work.You try that."
> >Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I
feel
> >great. I be at work soon.By the way you got nice house."...
I
> >really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not > >come
work."
> >The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel
> >like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes
everything
> >better and I go work.You try that."
> >Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I
feel
> >great. I be at work soon.By the way you got nice house."...
