LaNenaDeOro
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HoW u KnOw Ur BoRiCuA!!
You are used to hearing or saying "Cono, Ca**jo, Pu**ta" in a sentence.
You call all cereal "Conflei"
You store clean pans inside the oven
You store used oil for later use "Why let good oil go to waste"?
You always say "Bendicion" to your parents, grandparents, aunts or uncles when you see them AND when you leave
You call any sneakers "Tenis"
You can`t leave a party without taking a plate of food with you
Your mother swears that Vicks Vaporub is the cure for everything
You go out to the corner store in "chanclas"
La "correa" or "la chancleta" were used to whip you
You have at least one cousin in jail
You start clapping as soon as your airplane flight lands
Your family plays "musica jibara" and go on "parrandas" on Christmas
Your mother has big wooden spoons hanging on her kitchen wall
Your mother or grandmother has a ceramic elephant on the living room table
You scream when you talk and the person is standing right next to you
You cut words short, like pa` instead of para, estoy esmaya instead of tengo hambre, estoy halta instead of estoy llena, etc.
You are used to hearing or saying "Cono, Ca**jo, Pu**ta" in a sentence.
You call all cereal "Conflei"
You store clean pans inside the oven
You store used oil for later use "Why let good oil go to waste"?
You always say "Bendicion" to your parents, grandparents, aunts or uncles when you see them AND when you leave
You call any sneakers "Tenis"
You can`t leave a party without taking a plate of food with you
Your mother swears that Vicks Vaporub is the cure for everything
You go out to the corner store in "chanclas"
La "correa" or "la chancleta" were used to whip you
You have at least one cousin in jail
You start clapping as soon as your airplane flight lands
Your family plays "musica jibara" and go on "parrandas" on Christmas
Your mother has big wooden spoons hanging on her kitchen wall
Your mother or grandmother has a ceramic elephant on the living room table
You scream when you talk and the person is standing right next to you
You cut words short, like pa` instead of para, estoy esmaya instead of tengo hambre, estoy halta instead of estoy llena, etc.
