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Have any Horror stories of meeting the WRONG type of person in person.... they were kewl online but when you met him/her.... you just wanted to crawl under a hole and DIE! LMFAO!

I went out with this one dude and OMG he had this lump on his head....wasn't sure what it was ....I tried not to look at it ....but I guess I can't help it ....anyways I was gonna give him the benefit of the doubt.... but then he left me at the restaurant.... said he forgot something in his car and dude never came back! I was sooo happy! I got the waiters number and a free meal.....lmfao!
 
Ohhh the Waiter was FINE as HELL!!! He was like Damn what happened to your friend I explained and he was like OHHH HELLS NAH! I'll eat dinner with you anytime....sat down and started talking to me..... then later he gave me his number to call him
 
well, I don't have any date horror stories. so how about three internet personal ad horror stories???

#1. Reply to my ad comes without a picture. He emails me saying he is interested in meeting and dating me.....why did he turn out to be one of my customers at the bank, and one I can't stand?????

#2. My ad states I'm looking for someone between the ages of 30-40. Why does a 19 year old with "daddy" issues email me????

#3. Once again, my ad states between 30-40. Did the 55 year old bald man with a zztop beard and nipples the size of a stack of dimes really think I would date him????
 
ROFL LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG OMG I AM SOOOOOOOOOO DYING OF LAUGHTER HERE :lol :lol
 
ChuckD said:
well, I don't have any date horror stories. so how about three internet personal ad horror stories???

#1. Reply to my ad comes without a picture. He emails me saying he is interested in meeting and dating me.....why did he turn out to be one of my customers at the bank, and one I can't stand?????

#2. My ad states I'm looking for someone between the ages of 30-40. Why does a 19 year old with "daddy" issues email me????

#3. Once again, my ad states between 30-40. Did the 55 year old bald man with a zztop beard and nipples the size of a stack of dimes really think I would date him????
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
 
Heavenly said:
That is ALL you gotta say is YUP!
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Went to dinner with someone I met, and i swear that man looked in the mirror more than i did, then all he talked about was him and how he was looking for someone to help him out financially, and to raise his too kids cause he was a real busy guy..I was like dayum you need a nanny brotha..LOLOL see ya!
 
Rofl Lmfaoooooooooooooooo Did You Say It In A Fran The Nanny Voice!!! Hahahahh
 
Hmmm okies I'll share another one....

I went out on this one date "actually met this dude on a love site* anyways we decide to meet up last minute ....we went to a Coffee Shop .... and while we're sitting there.... he's telling me STORIES after STORIES how his ex's dissed him, cheated on him, saying that women were bitches.... So I was like Yea we are! Then he was like whiplashing looking at other chicks .... I was like OMG but I remained calm. When we were leaving walking to our cars.... he was like I had fun we need to do this some time.... I'll call you or you call me and I was like Ummmm NO DON'T BOTHER! You bored me! and got in my car and left.... :lol
 
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