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> >A woman has had serious headaches for several years and has tried
> >everything - been to several doctors and nothing has worked until
> >one day she was having lunch with a friend who referred her to a
> >hypnotist who, according to her friend "works wonders on anything".
> >The woman comes home from the hypnotist and tells her husband,
> >"Remember those headaches I have been having all of these years?
> >Well, they are gone. No more headaches."
> >The husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie
> >referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror,
> >stare at myself and repeat "I do not have a headache. I DO NOT have
> >a headache. I DO NOT have a headache. Believe it or not, it worked! The
> >headaches are all gone."The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
> >His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of
> >fire in the bedroom these last several years. Why don't you go see the
> >hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband is
> >unsure he wants to do that, but agrees to try it.
> >Following his appointment with the hypnotist, the husband comes
> >home,rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into
> >the bedroom. He rips off her clothes, puts her on the bed and says,
> >"Don't move. I'll be right back."
> >He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and
> >jumps on the bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never
> >before. His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
> >The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes back
> >into the bathroom, comes back a few minutes later for round two with his
> >wife - even better than the first time.
> >The wife sits up and her head is spinning. "This is really great!"
> >Her husband again says, "Don't move. I'll be right back." With that
> >he goes back in the bathroom.
> >This time his wife follows and sees him through the open crack in
> > the door, standing at the mirror and saying,
> >"She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's NOT my wife!".
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> >A woman has had serious headaches for several years and has tried
> >everything - been to several doctors and nothing has worked until
> >one day she was having lunch with a friend who referred her to a
> >hypnotist who, according to her friend "works wonders on anything".
> >The woman comes home from the hypnotist and tells her husband,
> >"Remember those headaches I have been having all of these years?
> >Well, they are gone. No more headaches."
> >The husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie
> >referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror,
> >stare at myself and repeat "I do not have a headache. I DO NOT have
> >a headache. I DO NOT have a headache. Believe it or not, it worked! The
> >headaches are all gone."The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful."
> >His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of
> >fire in the bedroom these last several years. Why don't you go see the
> >hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband is
> >unsure he wants to do that, but agrees to try it.
> >Following his appointment with the hypnotist, the husband comes
> >home,rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into
> >the bedroom. He rips off her clothes, puts her on the bed and says,
> >"Don't move. I'll be right back."
> >He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and
> >jumps on the bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never
> >before. His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"
> >The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes back
> >into the bathroom, comes back a few minutes later for round two with his
> >wife - even better than the first time.
> >The wife sits up and her head is spinning. "This is really great!"
> >Her husband again says, "Don't move. I'll be right back." With that
> >he goes back in the bathroom.
> >This time his wife follows and sees him through the open crack in
> > the door, standing at the mirror and saying,
> >"She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's NOT my wife!".
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