ChuckD
The Gay Lord of Freestyle
- Joined
- Jan 3, 2001
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- Location
- Essex County, New Jersey
Bravo has a new show this week, each night from 9-10, and then a different episode from 10-11.
Tonights episodes were
"20 Great Things About Being Fat"
I didn't get them all, but it had reasons like....
You are everyone's best friend.
You have GREAT cleavage
You can eat what you want.
The second episode was "20 Great Things About Being Queer".
Here is the list, it was pretty funny.
20 great things about being queer
20. Kid shows make you gay (SpongeBob-Bert & Ernie)
19. So many ways to be gay (tops, bottoms, bears, otters)
18. You are hilarious (Will & Grace-Queer Eye)
17. showtunes
16. Fag Hag/Fruit Flies
15. Lesbians look great on TV (The L Word)
14. Scaring straight people
13. Parades (All those great floats and costumes)
12. Mommie Dearest (gayest movie ever)
11. You have the best names (gay bar names...the Cock pit...the man hole....cubby hole) (drag queen names)
10. Acting gay pays off (Will & Grace-Tom Hanks-Hal Sparks)
09. L.U.G.s (Lesbians until gradutation) (same sex dorms allow for safe experimation)
08. Gaydar has a real estate function (gay men redo towns - South Beach-Chelsea)
07. Oscar loves gay characters (straight actors playing gay get academy awards-Tom Hanks...Will Smith...Hilary Swank)
06. Disco music
05. You get to see everyone naked (men- in the gym locker room) (women-no risk, they will strip in front of you without hesitation)
04. Cowboys (they are hot-ride horses, macho, butch)
03. No divorce (they can save their money for accessories for their house, or clothes)
02. You invented everything (Plato-pholosphy-Michaleangelo-great works of art-Truman Capote - Celebrity Gossip)
01. Cher (lmao)
Tonights episodes were
"20 Great Things About Being Fat"
I didn't get them all, but it had reasons like....
You are everyone's best friend.
You have GREAT cleavage
You can eat what you want.
The second episode was "20 Great Things About Being Queer".
Here is the list, it was pretty funny.
20 great things about being queer
20. Kid shows make you gay (SpongeBob-Bert & Ernie)
19. So many ways to be gay (tops, bottoms, bears, otters)
18. You are hilarious (Will & Grace-Queer Eye)
17. showtunes
16. Fag Hag/Fruit Flies
15. Lesbians look great on TV (The L Word)
14. Scaring straight people
13. Parades (All those great floats and costumes)
12. Mommie Dearest (gayest movie ever)
11. You have the best names (gay bar names...the Cock pit...the man hole....cubby hole) (drag queen names)
10. Acting gay pays off (Will & Grace-Tom Hanks-Hal Sparks)
09. L.U.G.s (Lesbians until gradutation) (same sex dorms allow for safe experimation)
08. Gaydar has a real estate function (gay men redo towns - South Beach-Chelsea)
07. Oscar loves gay characters (straight actors playing gay get academy awards-Tom Hanks...Will Smith...Hilary Swank)
06. Disco music
05. You get to see everyone naked (men- in the gym locker room) (women-no risk, they will strip in front of you without hesitation)
04. Cowboys (they are hot-ride horses, macho, butch)
03. No divorce (they can save their money for accessories for their house, or clothes)
02. You invented everything (Plato-pholosphy-Michaleangelo-great works of art-Truman Capote - Celebrity Gossip)
01. Cher (lmao)
