HennyLuv159
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A guy goes to the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
employment," then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes, 100 percent. A mortar round exploded near me
in Vietnam and blew off my testicles."
The interviewer tells the guy, "OK, if that's the case, I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. You can start tomorrow.
Come in at 10 a.m." The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m., why do you want me to come in at 10 a.m.?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer explains. "For the first two hours, we sit around scratching our balls. No
point in you coming in for that."
The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for three years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward
employment," then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes, 100 percent. A mortar round exploded near me
in Vietnam and blew off my testicles."
The interviewer tells the guy, "OK, if that's the case, I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. You can start tomorrow.
Come in at 10 a.m." The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m., why do you want me to come in at 10 a.m.?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer explains. "For the first two hours, we sit around scratching our balls. No
point in you coming in for that."
