Got to love women from Brooklyn!

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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had set their
new wives straight on their duties.

The first man had married a woman from Long Island. He bragged that he
had told his wife to do all the dishes and clean the house. He said that
it took her a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to a
clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Upstate. He bragged that he had
given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and
the cooking. He told the men that the first day he didn't see any
results, but by the next day it was better, and on the third day, his
house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the
table.

The third man had married a Brooklyn girl. He boasted that he told her
his house was to be cleaned, dishes washed, the cooking done and laundry
folded. And this was all her responsibility. He said the first day he
didn't see anything and the second day he didn't see anything but by the
third day some of the swelling had gone down so he could see a little
out of his left eye!
 
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