Excuse the phuk outta you?????

ChuckD

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Ok, so I was temporarily transfered to a different location last week, and will be there to help until the end of next week.

Well, last week, I was getting to know everyone, so I kept joining them for lunch. So I ate out for lunch every day, as well as at two birthday parties over the weekend.

I got on the scale Monday, and had gained 5lbs.

So I started taking lunch back to work on Monday, and when then asked me to join them, I told them only if they ate in the cafè, where I could eat the lunch I bought, because I had gained 5 pounds.

One of the women looked at me and said "Only 5 pounds?" :eek:

I wanted to rear back and smack the bitch so hard, she would've been holding her head in her hands. lmao

really!
 
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