Ewwwww, Crystal!

[DreamGirl]

Crystal just told me on IM that she hasn't showered in days! She's been running around stinking up the boards and all of NYC!! There's also some nasty looking lice growing out of her hair! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




~Meg~

 

[Crystal2001]

😱...LMFAOO!!!!! I didnt say LICE! I said TICS!!!!..LMFAO!!!!!!!:silly <---Am I really that stinky????

 

[DreamGirl]

Lice, tics, you so stinky how can you tell the difference?

LMFAO!




~Meg~

 

[Crystal2001]

Damn, Im surprised whatever it is thats in my head aint dead yet..LMFAO!!!!

 

[DreamGirl]

It prolly is dead but new things just keep festering on the dead things!




~Meg~

 

[mike4949]

I believe you Crystal(as I stand far, far away from you!!LOL)

 

[Enigma]

Word of caution: Cover your noses (Depending how many you have lol j/k 🙄 😱 when clicking on this thread.

~Antonio aka Peppy Le Pewww

 

[Crystal2001]

Oh come on now..Its not that bad!!! Nothing perfume and deordarent cant do....😉..LOL!!

 

[DreamGirl]

Mike, I'm surprised you can't smell her in DC! I smell her from across the Hudson River!




~meg~

 

[mario]

shes the girl that no deoderant can tame LOL

 

[Crystal2001]

ANT..that should me the thread title..It would be too late cause by the time they get to your post..Theyd be dead..LMFAO!!

 

[DreamGirl]

Crystal not even perscription deodorant can help you at this point!




~Meg~

 

[mike4949]

I can't. I'm wearing an oxygen mask!!!LOL

 

[Crystal2001]

OH OH..Enigma AKA Antonio..Told me a confession..I have been wrongfully accused..It was him the whole time stinken up the forums..Or must have been both of us cause it doesnt change the fact that I havent taken a shower..LMFAO!!!

Mario...NOW..do u want me near a trombone??..LMFAO!!

 

[DreamGirl]

WARNING: IF YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH STAY FAR FAR FAR AWAY FROM CRYSTAL!!!! SHE'S DEADLY WITH HER STENCH!!!!!!! and all those little bugs and stuff crawling over her!




~Meg~

 

[Crystal2001]

Well at least you know no one has to worry about any bugs..I shall kill them ALLLLLL..Have no fear! STINKY is here!!!!

 

[DreamGirl]

Smart move Mike! I'm gonna go grab the oxygen tank from my job so I can breathe! It;s getting stinkier by the moment.


Crystal, don't try to drag Ant down with ya. You're doing all the stinking up all by yourself!



~Meg~

 

[mike4949]

I got some spray here. I think I'm seeing some of the bugs crawling near me now!!!😱

 

[DreamGirl]

STINKY doesn't even begin to describe how bad you smell!




~Meg~

 

[Crystal2001]

ANT told me sooo!! Ant..where the hell r u!?????