myonlysweetie
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This ones kinda long:
There was this farmer that had 3 sons and no money for food so the farmer sent each son with a duck to town to sell to make money. So all 3 sons go to town. The first one sells his duck for $10.00, the second sells his duck for $15.00. well the 3rd son is walking through town when he hears a woman calling him. he goes to her and she asks why he has the duck. The boy tells her that he is trying to make money for food by selling the duck. She tells him that she doesn't have money, but she would fuk him if he gave her the duck so he does. After they finish the woman is so satisfied she tells his she can't let him go without doing it again so she tells him she will give him back his duck for one more ride......so he goes at it again. Well the woman gives him his duck and sends him on his way. Well, when he leaves her house he is still daydreaming about what just happened and doesn't see a bus coming right at him. the bus starts honking and the boy throws the duck in the air and dives out of the buses way. well the bus hits the duck and kills it so the boy starts crying.......the bus driver feeling sorry for killing the boys duck offers him $25.00 for the bird so the boy stops crying and takes the money and goes home.
The three boys are all at home now so the farmer goes up to his three boys and asks them how they did.....the first son hold up his money and says I sold my duck for $10.00.....the second boy says that he sold his duck for $15.00. so the farmer goes up to the 3rd son and asks how he did. The boy looks at his dad and says well......I got a fuk for a duck......a duck for a fuk.....and $25.00 for a fuked up duck......
Let me know what ya think......
There was this farmer that had 3 sons and no money for food so the farmer sent each son with a duck to town to sell to make money. So all 3 sons go to town. The first one sells his duck for $10.00, the second sells his duck for $15.00. well the 3rd son is walking through town when he hears a woman calling him. he goes to her and she asks why he has the duck. The boy tells her that he is trying to make money for food by selling the duck. She tells him that she doesn't have money, but she would fuk him if he gave her the duck so he does. After they finish the woman is so satisfied she tells his she can't let him go without doing it again so she tells him she will give him back his duck for one more ride......so he goes at it again. Well the woman gives him his duck and sends him on his way. Well, when he leaves her house he is still daydreaming about what just happened and doesn't see a bus coming right at him. the bus starts honking and the boy throws the duck in the air and dives out of the buses way. well the bus hits the duck and kills it so the boy starts crying.......the bus driver feeling sorry for killing the boys duck offers him $25.00 for the bird so the boy stops crying and takes the money and goes home.
The three boys are all at home now so the farmer goes up to his three boys and asks them how they did.....the first son hold up his money and says I sold my duck for $10.00.....the second boy says that he sold his duck for $15.00. so the farmer goes up to the 3rd son and asks how he did. The boy looks at his dad and says well......I got a fuk for a duck......a duck for a fuk.....and $25.00 for a fuked up duck......
Let me know what ya think......