Dating Translation Guide

[aim4night]

DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.
FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."
IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.
NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.
LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

 

[aim4night]

• Part 2.. Contd

What They Say: Translated: "Did you come?" "Because I didn't." "I have something to tell you." "Get tested." "I'm a romantic." "I'm poor." "I'll give you a call." "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again." "I never meant to hurt you." "I thought you weren't a virgin." "Trust me." "Let's just keep this between you and me, pumpkin." "I love you." "God, what have I gotten myself into?" "I think we should just be friends." "You're ugly." "I want to make love." "I want to screw your brains out." "Was it good for you?" "I'm insecure about my manhood." "We need to talk." "I'm pregnant." "I had a wonderful time last night." "Who the hell are you?" "I've been thinking a lot." "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk." "I've learned a lot from you." "Next." "I want a commitment." "I'm sick of masturbation." "I think we should see other people." "I have been seeing other people." "Let's get married." "Does that mean we can do it now?" "We don't have to do anything until you are ready." "I'm having sex with other women." "I feel its time to express our love for each other." "Give me head." "I still think about you." "I miss the sex." "Is there something wrong?" "" "Its never been like this before." "Its my first time." "Yes...Yes...(scream!)" "Hurry up already!!!" "Will you respect me in the morning?" "You won't tell your friends, will you?" "I love a man who takes charge." "You're picking up the bill, aren't you?" "I'd like a discreet relationship" "I'm married." "I'll be out of town for a few days." "I'll be spending time with my wife and kids." "I'm coming off a long relationship." "My wife is divorcing me." "I'm divorced" "I just slipped off my wedding ring." "I'm self-employed." "I just got fired." "My wife and I are separated." "She's at home with the kids and I'm here at the bar."

 

[ColombianHarry]

EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

Like Homer Simpson said, "I made my choice".

 

[Edalgiere]

heard these to many times
I never meant to hurt you
"I think we should just be friends."
"You're ugly."

 

[Baby1010]

heard these to many times
I never meant to hurt you
"I think we should just be friends."
"You're ugly."

Thats not right.... Your ugly??/ who says that to anyone?? they dont desearve u anyway.....