SEDUCTIVE NENA
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A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's
> >>office.
> >>The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
> >>The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
> >>The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly
> >>couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple
> >>finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way
> >>you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good
> >>luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
> >>The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to
> >>watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens
> >>several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has
> >>intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after
> >>5
> >>or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry,
> >>but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
> >>The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married
> >>and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
> >>The
> >>Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50,
> >>and I get $43 back from Medicare."
> >>office.
> >>The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"
> >>The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"
> >>The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly
> >>couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple
> >>finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way
> >>you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good
> >>luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.
> >>The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to
> >>watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens
> >>several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has
> >>intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after
> >>5
> >>or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry,
> >>but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"
> >>The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married
> >>and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house.
> >>The
> >>Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50,
> >>and I get $43 back from Medicare."
