Kenny Guido
Well-known member
>>A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became
>>friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They
>>discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This
>>went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he
>>noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how
>>come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" She said "I
>>love it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he asked. She pointed to
>>her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down
>>there!"Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He
>>looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more
>>chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought
>>peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating
>>chicken sandwiches; I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She
>>asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her. She said
>>"Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the
>>gizzards."
>>friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They
>>discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This
>>went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he
>>noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how
>>come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?" She said "I
>>love it but I have to stop eating it." "Why?" he asked. She pointed to
>>her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little feathers down
>>there!"Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He
>>looked and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more
>>chicken." He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought
>>peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating
>>chicken sandwiches; I'm starting to get feathers down there too!" She
>>asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her. She said
>>"Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and the
>>gizzards."
