Check your Mexican status

ROXYGURL

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If you can run and play any sport while wearing chanclas....Mexican status!!


If your late Tio left you a van and you turned it
into a taco vending business,
Yes, you're a Mexican.

If you pronounce words beginning with the letter "S"
by putting an "E" in front of it, (estop instead of stop),
big time Mexican.

If you call a chair, a sher, you got it.... Mexican.


If you have ever hurt yourself and your mamacita
rubbed the area while chanting, "Sana, Sana, Colita de rana....." You're Mexican, big time!!!

If you have your last name in old English lettering
anywhere on your car, truck, or tattooed on your back.
Yes, you ARE a Mexican (proud one too).

If you refer to your wife as your ruca, your hina,
your wifa, your old lady, or your vieja, guess what?
Not only are you a Mexican, you're a cholo.

If you throw a "Grito" every time you hear Vicente
Fernandez, then not only are you a Mexican,
but you are a drunk Mexican.

If you have ever been pinched in church and been
told "pobrecito de ti si lloras" or "Vas a ver orita que salgamos." Yes, you're definitely a Mexican.

If you grew up being called "chamaca or chamaco"
....Mexican.

If you grew up scared of La Llorona, or fear the
dark because of El
CuCuy! Yes! Mexican! Si te persinas with a lotto
ticket in your hand before every drawing. You're in the Mexican Zone!!!

If you ask for something by "dame esa chingadera"
instead of calling it by its name. Yup! Mexican!

If you constantly refer to cereal as "con fleys" or
cake as "kay-ke".
You're a Mexican.

If you use manteca instead of vegetable oil and
can't figure out why your butt is getting bigger......
You might be a Mexican.

If you have some Tias that dress up in their prom
dresses to go to a birthday party at "el parque". You are a Mexican.

If your Tias and Abuela dress up in their Sunday
best with heels and
all to go to the "pulga." (AKA the Flea Market)
Then, yes, you are a Mexican.

If most of the houses on your block are painted
bright pink, mint green, and lavender. Mexican.

If you use the bushes in front of your house, the
fence, or the top of an old car to dry laundry. Yes, you're a Mexican.


If you're congested and your mamasita rubbed
"Bicks". You're Mexican.

IF YOU DON'T NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE
ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT
YOU ARE A TRUE MEXICAN. VIVA LA RAZA!!!

You know you're laughing your head off. It's all in
fun, so don't get all "adoloridos."

Just pass it on so another Mexican can laugh too!
 

bullboykennels

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Thats sum funny shit,. I know it's true cause I'm PR & my Wife is Mexican alot of what you said there she be saying,. and yeah I do have the new Vicente
Fernandez cd that was his last release,. It's pretty good to listen when you are drinking so I do agree with that part as well.
 
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