CHINITASENSATION
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A MAN DECIDED TO MARCH IN THE HOLY CRUSADES. CONCLUDING THAT HIS WIFE SHOULD WEAR A CHASITY BELT WHILE HE IS GONE, HE LOCKS UP HER REGIONS AND GIVES THE KEY TO HIS BEST FRIEND. HE TELLS HIM, "IF I DO NOT RETURN IN 4 YEARS, UNLOCK MY WIFE AND SET HER FREE TO LIVE A NORMAL LIFE."
SO THE HUSBAND LEAVES ON HORSEBACK AND ABOUT 1/2 HOUR LATER, HE SEES A CLOUD OF DUST BEHIND HIM. HE WAITS FOR IT TO COME CLOSER AND SEES HIS BEST FRIEND. "WHAT'S WRONG?" HE ASKS.
" YOU GAVE ME THE WRONG KEY!"
SO THE HUSBAND LEAVES ON HORSEBACK AND ABOUT 1/2 HOUR LATER, HE SEES A CLOUD OF DUST BEHIND HIM. HE WAITS FOR IT TO COME CLOSER AND SEES HIS BEST FRIEND. "WHAT'S WRONG?" HE ASKS.
" YOU GAVE ME THE WRONG KEY!"
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