Pattyg81
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OK THIS IS JUST A JOKE PEOPLE>>PLEASE DON"T GET OFFENED!if you do..I SOWWY!🙂
An American is having his (coffee, croissants, bread,
>butter & jam) when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sits
>down next to him. The American ignores the Canadian
>who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
>
>Canadian: "You American folk eat the whole bread?"
>American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
>Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In
>Canada, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we
>collect in a container, recycle it, transform them
>into croissants and sell them to America." The
>Canadian has a smirk on his face. The American listens
>in silence.
>
>The Canadian persists: "Do you eat jelly with the
>bread??"
>
>American: "Of Course."
>
>Canadian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and
>chuckling). "We don't. In Canada we eat fresh fruit
>for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and
>left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them
>into jam and sell the jam to America."
>
>The American then asks: "Do you have sex in Canada?"
>
>Canadian: "Why of course we do", the Canadian says
>with a big smirk.
>
>American: "And what do you do with the condoms once
>you've used them?"
>
>Canadian: "We throw them away, of course."
>
>American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a
>container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing
>gum and sell them to Canada."
An American is having his (coffee, croissants, bread,
>butter & jam) when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sits
>down next to him. The American ignores the Canadian
>who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
>
>Canadian: "You American folk eat the whole bread?"
>American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
>Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In
>Canada, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we
>collect in a container, recycle it, transform them
>into croissants and sell them to America." The
>Canadian has a smirk on his face. The American listens
>in silence.
>
>The Canadian persists: "Do you eat jelly with the
>bread??"
>
>American: "Of Course."
>
>Canadian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and
>chuckling). "We don't. In Canada we eat fresh fruit
>for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and
>left overs in containers, recycle them, transform them
>into jam and sell the jam to America."
>
>The American then asks: "Do you have sex in Canada?"
>
>Canadian: "Why of course we do", the Canadian says
>with a big smirk.
>
>American: "And what do you do with the condoms once
>you've used them?"
>
>Canadian: "We throw them away, of course."
>
>American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a
>container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing
>gum and sell them to Canada."
