myonlysweetie
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A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it ok for us
guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?"
Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we
wouldn't be normal if we didn't.... there are all
kinds of breasts... depending on a woman's age-- In
her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round
and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like
pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty,
they are like onions."
"Onions, Dad?"
"Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...."
Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom,
how many kind of penises are there?"
The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers,
"Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In
a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty
and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a
birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it
is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for
decoration..."
guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?"
Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we
wouldn't be normal if we didn't.... there are all
kinds of breasts... depending on a woman's age-- In
her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round
and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like
pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty,
they are like onions."
"Onions, Dad?"
"Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...."
Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom,
how many kind of penises are there?"
The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers,
"Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In
a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an oak, mighty
and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a
birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it
is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for
decoration..."
