NuYoRiCaN73
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WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN WOMEN!
1. You can enjoy a beer all month long
2. Beer stains wash out
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while
you play sports
5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out
6. Beer never changes its mind
7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
8. Beer is never late
9. Hangovers go away
10. Beer labels come off without a fight
11. Beer never has a headache
12. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a
beer
13. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents
14. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another
beer
15. If you pour a beer right, you always get good head
16. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
17. A beer always goes down easy
18. You can share a beer with your friends
19. You always know when you are the first one to pop a beer
20. Beer is always wet
21. Beer doesn't demand quality
22. You can have a beer in public
23. A beer doesn't care when you come
24. A frigid beer, is a good beer
25. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
26. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony
27. A beer won't get upset if you come home with a woman on
your breath.
28. You don't have to worry about satisfying a beer.
29. Beer never tastes like fish (unless you eat sardines while
drinking your beer).
Don't worry Mami'zz, I still love you Mami'zzz
LOL
1. You can enjoy a beer all month long
2. Beer stains wash out
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while
you play sports
5. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out
6. Beer never changes its mind
7. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
8. Beer is never late
9. Hangovers go away
10. Beer labels come off without a fight
11. Beer never has a headache
12. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a
beer
13. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents
14. A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another
beer
15. If you pour a beer right, you always get good head
16. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
17. A beer always goes down easy
18. You can share a beer with your friends
19. You always know when you are the first one to pop a beer
20. Beer is always wet
21. Beer doesn't demand quality
22. You can have a beer in public
23. A beer doesn't care when you come
24. A frigid beer, is a good beer
25. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good
26. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony
27. A beer won't get upset if you come home with a woman on
your breath.
28. You don't have to worry about satisfying a beer.
29. Beer never tastes like fish (unless you eat sardines while
drinking your beer).
Don't worry Mami'zz, I still love you Mami'zzz
LOL
