myonlysweetie
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You Think You're Having A Bad Day...
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>There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like
>that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next
>to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
>
>The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just
>joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man
>crying."
>
>"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep,
>and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave
>the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can
>do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I
>left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I
>go home and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I
>leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an
>end to my life, you show up and drink my poison .."
>
>There's a guy sitting at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like
>that for half an hour. Then, a big trouble-making truck driver steps next
>to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
>
>The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just
>joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand seeing a man
>crying."
>
>"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep,
>and I'm late to my office. My boss, in an outrage, fires me. When I leave
>the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police say they can
>do nothing. I get a cab to return home and when I leave it, I remember I
>left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away. I
>go home and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I
>leave home and come to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an
>end to my life, you show up and drink my poison .."