another blonde joke..no offense to anyone...

[clubfossil]

THIS JOKE WAS SENT TO ME BY MY SISTA NANCY(KALU528)...IT MAY HAVE BEEN POSTED BEFORE BUT I'LL PUT IT UP ANYWAY...

A MAN WAS IN HIS FRONT YARD MOWING GRASS...WHEN THIS ATTRACTIVE BLONDE FEMALE NEIGHBOR CAME OUT OF HER HOUSE...AND WENT STRAIGHT FOR THE MAILBOX, OPENED IT AND SLAMMED IT SHUT THEN STORMED BACK INTO THE HOUSE...A LITTLE WHILE LATER SHE CAME OUT AGAIN OPENED THE MAILBOX AND SLAMMED IT SHUT AGAIN...ANGRILY BACK IN THE HOUSE SHE WENT...AS THE MAN WAS GETTING READY TO EDGE THE LAWN, HERE SHE COMES AGAIN...MARCHED STRAIGHT TO THE MAILBOX, OPENED IT AND SLAMMED IT EVEN HARDER...PUZZLED BY HER ACTIONS, THE MAN ASKS HER "IS SOMETHING WRONG?"...TO WHICH SHE REPLIED, "THERE CERTAINLY IS!"...MY STUPID COMPUTER KEEPS SAYING "YOU GOT MAIL"... 😱 :rolleyes :stoned...I KNOW IT'S IN THIS THREAD SOMEWHERE BUT I LOVE IT AND HAD TO PUT IT UP AGAIN...LOL...FREDDIE

 

[1sxychica]

hahaha... that's funny 😀

 

[FR3ESTYLEKING]

"No Offense to anyone" Is that why no one likes me no more, Cuz I don't put that?? :lol LMFAO

 

[1sxychica]

...probably...

 

[FR3ESTYLEKING]

😱 Well that just takes da duckin' cake 😱 Who cares then!!!! :lol

 

[1sxychica]

obviously you don't... o well

 

[clubfossil]

hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HEY KING...WE LOVE YOU AND YOUR JOKES BUT I PUT THAT CAUSE I'M A NEWBIE AND THE TOUCHIE ONES MIGHT GET OFFENDED...LOL...YOU DONT HAVE TO PUT IT CAUSE YOU THE MOD AND IF THEY DON'T LIKE IT WELL THEN FUG IT..LOLOLOL...FREDDIE... 😱 😛 :lol




HI CHICA...MI BELLA BONITA...MUAH 😉

 

[1sxychica]

lol fossil right back at ya darlin'

 

[DreamGirl]

LMAO!!!!!!!!! OMG...my neighbor is one of those ditzy blondes, and I could just picture her doing that! LOL :lol

 

[1sxychica]

^^ 😱 Meg is so mean lmfao! I don't think canada got those ditsy barbie look alike blondes lol.. well the only one is Pamela Anderson, but she doesn't even live in canada anymore lol

 

[DreamGirl]

I'm not being mean, I'm just saying it's true!