myonlysweetie
New member
A COUPLE made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other about the after life.
Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go and, true to his word, he made contact:
"Mary .... Mary"
"Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and go off to the golf course and I have sex. I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon.
"After supper, the golf course again. Then I have sex until late at night. The next day, it starts again."
"Oh, Fred, you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Tucson, Arizona."
:lol
Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go and, true to his word, he made contact:
"Mary .... Mary"
"Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and go off to the golf course and I have sex. I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon.
"After supper, the golf course again. Then I have sex until late at night. The next day, it starts again."
"Oh, Fred, you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Tucson, Arizona."
:lol
