I was driving down the street a little while ago I saw a sign that said "yard sale ahead". I'm driving towards the yard sale and noticing that it looks like a horrific copy of the set of sanford and son, but the best thing was that they had this huge sign saying "free african land snails" now I didn't know if this was a political statement against the unjust oppression of land snails, or if it was a ploy to get morons to come to their yard sale. Either way I couldn't resist getting my free african land snails. I don't know what an african land snail is, or why you would want one, or even what the hell you do with it?? But, I was determined to get my share of the land snails. So I walk up to this woman(well at least I think it was a female) who smelled so strongly of bourbon that the sky seemed to spin, I asked for my african land snails. I told her that I was going to put them in my toilet bowl so I wouldn't have to clean it. Her marlboro stained smile turned to a frown and said "that theres in humane", and I asked her well what the hell else can you do with land snails? She said "them are for fishin" (I hope I'm getting across how eloquent she was). She didn't see the irony of her comment, I'm thinking oh it's ok to drop this land snail into a cold dark lake and let a fish eat him, but it's inhumane to put him in my toilet and let him live out his days in the pristine enviroment that is my comode. So now I have a bunch of these african land snails, does anyone have a good recipe for escargo?
LATINAHEAT
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EWWWWWWWWW
JUST GO FISHING!! JUST THINK YA MIGHT CATCH A MERMAID!!! :blah
JUST GO FISHING!! JUST THINK YA MIGHT CATCH A MERMAID!!! :blah
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That's a good idea cuz the thought of eating snails turns me on about as much as the rotting corpse of Nell Carter does. But you see I woke up real early this morning and all that was on tv were second rate televangelists and fishing shows. I opted for the fishing show, and I think they said you need a lure or at least a credit card to bag a mermaid.
LATINAHEAT said:
That's a good idea cuz the thought of eating snails turns me on about as much as the rotting corpse of Nell Carter does. But you see I woke up real early this morning and all that was on tv were second rate televangelists and fishing shows. I opted for the fishing show, and I think they said you need a lure or at least a credit card to bag a mermaid.