Brklyn345
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This one I heard way back in summer camp with many different variations...some of you may have already heard it.
A little boy's mother is in the shower. "Mommy, mommy!! Can I take a shower with you?" he asks. "No," she says. "Please, oh please?" says the boy. Wanting to shut him up, the mother says "Fine, just as long as you don't look up or down." Of course, the boy's curiosity got the better of him and he looks up. "Mommy, what are those?" he asks. The mother, not ready to give the little boy "the talk", covers and says "Those are my headlights." Then the little boy looks down and says, "Mommy, what is that?" She covers again and says "That's my black lawn. Okay, shower's over." The boy dries off and goes to play in his room.
Later that evening, the boy's father comes home from a long day at work and hops in the shower. "Daddy, daddy!!! Can I take a shower with you?" he asks.
"No," the father says. "Please, oh please?" says the boy. The father decides he's too tired to fight this battle and he relents and says "Fine, just as long as you don't look down." But once again, the boy's curiosity wins out and he looks down. "Daddy, what is that?" asks the boy. The father freaks out and says "That's a wriggly snake. Shower's over, time for bed."
A few hours later, the mom and dad are doing it, and surprise, in walks the boy. "Mommy, Daddy!!! Can I sleep with you?" he asks. "NO!" says the father. The boy starts crying. The mother feels bad and she says, "Honey, let him sleep with us." "Fine," says the father. "Just as long as you don't look under the covers." The boy struggles before giving in to his curiosity and looks under the covers and screams. He runs to his bedroom while his parents look at each other in bewilderment. The boy runs back into his parents room with a bat and dives underneath the covers and WHAM! The father falls out of the bed grabbing his crotch and cursing to high heaven. The mother says to the little boy, "Why the hell did you do that?" The boy says, "There was a wriggly snake on your black lawn....you should have kept your headlights on."
A little boy's mother is in the shower. "Mommy, mommy!! Can I take a shower with you?" he asks. "No," she says. "Please, oh please?" says the boy. Wanting to shut him up, the mother says "Fine, just as long as you don't look up or down." Of course, the boy's curiosity got the better of him and he looks up. "Mommy, what are those?" he asks. The mother, not ready to give the little boy "the talk", covers and says "Those are my headlights." Then the little boy looks down and says, "Mommy, what is that?" She covers again and says "That's my black lawn. Okay, shower's over." The boy dries off and goes to play in his room.
Later that evening, the boy's father comes home from a long day at work and hops in the shower. "Daddy, daddy!!! Can I take a shower with you?" he asks.
"No," the father says. "Please, oh please?" says the boy. The father decides he's too tired to fight this battle and he relents and says "Fine, just as long as you don't look down." But once again, the boy's curiosity wins out and he looks down. "Daddy, what is that?" asks the boy. The father freaks out and says "That's a wriggly snake. Shower's over, time for bed."
A few hours later, the mom and dad are doing it, and surprise, in walks the boy. "Mommy, Daddy!!! Can I sleep with you?" he asks. "NO!" says the father. The boy starts crying. The mother feels bad and she says, "Honey, let him sleep with us." "Fine," says the father. "Just as long as you don't look under the covers." The boy struggles before giving in to his curiosity and looks under the covers and screams. He runs to his bedroom while his parents look at each other in bewilderment. The boy runs back into his parents room with a bat and dives underneath the covers and WHAM! The father falls out of the bed grabbing his crotch and cursing to high heaven. The mother says to the little boy, "Why the hell did you do that?" The boy says, "There was a wriggly snake on your black lawn....you should have kept your headlights on."
