FantasyGerl
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A telemarketer was taking a survey. He told the
woman on the line, "I represent a number of
vaseline companies and we're doing a survey of the
many uses of vaseline in the home. Would you mind
taking a few moments and telling me how you use
our product ?"
She said, "We use it for cuts, dry skin, chapped
lips and sex."
The marketer undaunted pushed on, "Uh, would you
mind explaining how you use it for sex ?"
"Simple. I put it on the door-knob - it keeps the
kids out of the room."
woman on the line, "I represent a number of
vaseline companies and we're doing a survey of the
many uses of vaseline in the home. Would you mind
taking a few moments and telling me how you use
our product ?"
She said, "We use it for cuts, dry skin, chapped
lips and sex."
The marketer undaunted pushed on, "Uh, would you
mind explaining how you use it for sex ?"
"Simple. I put it on the door-knob - it keeps the
kids out of the room."
