Harv Roman
Radio Personality : WCEV 1450 AM Chicago
Here's something for you to chew on this Thanksgiving...things that make you go...
Things That You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving And Get Away With!
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the insides moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait you turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread your legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
I didn't make this up, I just pass it along to my Freestyle friends;
have a bellyful Thanksgiving!
Harv Roman
GobbleU LUW (88.7 FM), Chicago
Things That You Can Only Say At Thanksgiving And Get Away With!
1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the insides moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait you turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread your legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
I didn't make this up, I just pass it along to my Freestyle friends;
have a bellyful Thanksgiving!
Harv Roman
GobbleU LUW (88.7 FM), Chicago
