1) My husband and I divorced over religious...differences. He thought he
was God and I didn't!
2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute....of it.
3) I work hard because millions on welfare depend on....me!
4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to.....kill them.
5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out.....alive.
7) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to....me.
8) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10) Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is......research.
11) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
12) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
13) Nyquil - The stuffy, sneezy, coughing, why-oh-why-is-the-room
spinning
....medicine.
14) The trouble with life is there's no background..music.
15) God must love stupid people; he made so many.
16) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
17) It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
18) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
19) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
20) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
21) To err is human, to really foul things up requires
..acomputer.(AMEN)
22) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be....When
IGrew Up.
was God and I didn't!
2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute....of it.
3) I work hard because millions on welfare depend on....me!
4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to.....kill them.
5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out.....alive.
7) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to....me.
8) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10) Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is......research.
11) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
12) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
13) Nyquil - The stuffy, sneezy, coughing, why-oh-why-is-the-room
spinning
....medicine.
14) The trouble with life is there's no background..music.
15) God must love stupid people; he made so many.
16) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
17) It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you.
18) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
19) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
20) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
21) To err is human, to really foul things up requires
..acomputer.(AMEN)
22) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be....When
IGrew Up.
