2 cowboys

sietzsounds

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Two cowboys from Texas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats....they stand at the bar, drinking and talking about current cattle prices when suddenly, a woman from a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.....after a minute or so, it becomes apparent to the two cowboys that she is in real distress! One of the cowboys looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?"...the woman shakes her head, no! "Kin ya breathe?" ...the woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head, no... so one of the cowboys walks over to her, lifts up her dress, yanks down her panties and slowly runs his tongue all over her behind!! The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the cowboy walks slowly back to the bar and takes a swig of his beer. His partner says "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it!!" :)

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