myonlysweetie
New member
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the phuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a*s to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the phuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their a*s!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the phucking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". WTF?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever phucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb ass?
10. Why do folks have to threaten you to send a damn email? If you don't send this to 2 people you will have bad luck, 5 people the phone will ring. Bull-Shit! Phuck that, save it for the bill collector, " If you call my house one more time I will whip your ass, if you call my job I will shoot you, If you call my mama house you will have bad luck.
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2. People who are willing to get off their a*s to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the phuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their a*s!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the phucking floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". WTF?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever phucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb ass?
10. Why do folks have to threaten you to send a damn email? If you don't send this to 2 people you will have bad luck, 5 people the phone will ring. Bull-Shit! Phuck that, save it for the bill collector, " If you call my house one more time I will whip your ass, if you call my job I will shoot you, If you call my mama house you will have bad luck.
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