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10) God was worried that Adam would
Frequently become lost in the garden
Becaue he would not ask for directions
9) He knew that one day Adam would
Require someone to hand him the remote
8) He knew Adam would never go out and buy
Himself a new figleaf when his wore out
And would need Eve to buy one for him
7) He knew Adam would never be able
To make a doctors, dentists, or haircut
Appointments by himself
6) He knew that Adam would never
Remember which night to put the garbage out
By the curb
5) God knew if the world was to be populated
Men would never be able to handle
The pain and discomfort of childbearing
4) As the keeper of the garden
Adam would never remember
Where he left his tools
3) Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on
When God caught him hiding in the garden
2) It is said that it is not good
for man to be alone
1) When God finished creating Adam,
He stepped back, scratched his head,
And said, " I can do much better than that!"
Frequently become lost in the garden
Becaue he would not ask for directions
9) He knew that one day Adam would
Require someone to hand him the remote
8) He knew Adam would never go out and buy
Himself a new figleaf when his wore out
And would need Eve to buy one for him
7) He knew Adam would never be able
To make a doctors, dentists, or haircut
Appointments by himself
6) He knew that Adam would never
Remember which night to put the garbage out
By the curb
5) God knew if the world was to be populated
Men would never be able to handle
The pain and discomfort of childbearing
4) As the keeper of the garden
Adam would never remember
Where he left his tools
3) Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on
When God caught him hiding in the garden
2) It is said that it is not good
for man to be alone
1) When God finished creating Adam,
He stepped back, scratched his head,
And said, " I can do much better than that!"
