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We rarely get to hangout much because of our 4 kids, but we're sitting here listening to (for those who can remember) "Over and Over Again" Ozone & Tina Marie. It's pretty cool because all the pinche morros never let us kick it. We love our kids though, but finally we get little time to...

Jose was dying. His wife, Cuca was maintaining a >vigil by his side. > >She held his hand in the weak light, tears running >down her face. > >Her praying woke Jose from his slumber. He looked up, >pale lips moving slightly. > >"Cuca mi amor", Jose whispered in a tired voice. > >"Jose mi amor"...

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my...

Friend's Wife One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife. Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open and no...

The wife of former "The Brady Bunch" kid Barry Williams has filed for divorce, according to court papers. Barry, 50, who played Greg Brady on the series, married Ella Mary Matt Williams in 1999. The couple formally separated earlier this month and have a 2-year-old son, according to the...

Tuesday, The wife of NY Mets Pitcher; Kris Benson and model and former stripper; Anna Benson told Howard Stern that if she caught her husband cheating on her, she was going take reveng by having sex with all his teammates, managers, coaches and GM's even groundskeepers! I have to say since The...

The Perfect Latina Wife This Latino couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go into town and party with his old buddies, so he said to his wife: "Preciosa, I'll be right back...." "Where are you going papi chulo....? asked the wife...

The loyal wife There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to...

I read this and I was like wow. I work for a Domestic Violence agency and I know for a fact DV is not recognized in The Middle east. Look at this : http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3645551.stm

Normaly, I don't care one bit which celeberty is getting divorced or married, but this got my attention when I heard it. If you don't know Lionel Ritchie and his wife are going through a divorce. His wife is asking for $300,000 monthly. One of the items listed is $1,000 monthly for hair...

Only A Mexican Wife.... The sick Mexican husband was lying on his death bed. He had only hours to live when he suddenly smelled tamales. He dearly loved tamales more than anything else in the world, especially his querida Chita's tamales which were known through out San Antonio as "Lo...

A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks, "What are you doing?" She replies, "I went to the doctor today, and he told me I have the breasts of a 25 year old." The husband retorts, "Well, what did he say about your 50 year old ass?" She...

all this time he has us feel sorry for him when he is rich and has a wife. who would have thought?? lol j/k wanted to get evryones attention. listenup we need to blind fold ED &bJoe and beet then both silly.:blah

A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid.", answered the woman. "We don't have a maid!" "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house." "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" "Ummm...she's upstairs in...

A MAN DECIDED TO MARCH IN THE HOLY CRUSADES. CONCLUDING THAT HIS WIFE SHOULD WEAR A CHASITY BELT WHILE HE IS GONE, HE LOCKS UP HER REGIONS AND GIVES THE KEY TO HIS BEST FRIEND. HE TELLS HIM, "IF I DO NOT RETURN IN 4 YEARS, UNLOCK MY WIFE AND SET HER FREE TO LIVE A NORMAL LIFE." SO THE HUSBAND...

This latino couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, > > > > although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out into town and > > party > > >with > > > > his old buddies, so he says to his new wife, > > > > > > > > "Preciosa, I'll be right back..." > > > > "Where are you...

sorry i gotta re-du i didnt see i have to upload the pics into the cf thang..sorry ill re du it

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