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A Wal-Mart store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX, where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. Among the instructions at the entrance, is a description of how the store operates. There are only 6 floors. It states that the attributes of the men increase as...

John Walton, the billionaire son of Wal-Mart founder Sam Walton and a member of the company's board, died Monday in a plane crash in Wyoming. Walton, 58, of Jackson, Wyo., was piloting an ultralight that crashed shortly after takeoff from the Jackson Hole Airport in Grand Teton National Park...

Wal-Mart Wants Truckers to Have 16-Hour Workdays By LESLIE MILLER, AP WASHINGTON (March 9) - Wal-Mart and other retailers are lobbying Congress to extend the workday for truckers to 16 hours, something labor unions and safety advocates say would make roadways more dangerous for all...

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart. Just give it a urine sample and the computer...

The lady goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming; "GRAB...

I'm starting to hear alot of freestyle and freestyle slow songs in stores lately. i've heard taylor Dayne's Tell It To My Heart in a Dodge Dealer, and lots of Expose,Stevie B and Sweet Sensation in Walmart and Walgreens. I just thought thats pretty cool.they could do better though, but it's a...

Did you hear about the 100's of immigrant workers that worked for Wal-Mart got arrested? That is craaaaaaaazy! That's the governments fault. For letting them in this country in the first place. And those are the ones that work for "peanuts".

If you are at a WalMart,don't even think about buying Stuff, Maxim nor FHM. You can't buy it at WalMart, they refuse to sell those magazines saying that they provide innaproppiate images and should not be sold at a family type retailer. looks like rifles and hunting guns must be appropate, huh?

Fourteen Things to do at Walmart while your spouse is taking his or her sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the...