twisted

Q.Why are married women heavier than single women? A.Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. Q.What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A.. A widow. Q..How many men does...

Yes, a very "twisted" reality show is coming to VH-1! Massapequa's own "TWISTED SISTER" will be doing a reality show for VH-1!!!! I wonder how twisted is home life is compared to OZZY's? WE SHALL SEE!!!

Me & My Massapequa Twisted Sister!

there can only be one!................ and you know what I'm talking about!;) READ THE SIGNATURE!:blah

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A GAT WHY YOU KEEP TALKING LIKE THAT,LOOK I'LL BEAT YOU WITH A BAT. FIGHTING WITH A GUN IS MURDER BABY YOU KNOW THAT. I'LL BEAT YOU TILL THE FLOOR TURNS BLOODY RED, SNATCH YOUR GUN AND PUT IT TO YOUR HEAD(HAHAHAHA) NOW YOUR THE ONE THATS SHOOK, YOUR LIFE I COULD OF...