suicide

http://www.borowitzreport.com/archive_rpt.asp?rec=1169&srch All I can say is wow! :(

the other night,a gas station employee down the street from my work,doused himself with gass,and lit himself on fire,and died.this is my question.out of all the ways to kill yourself,why fire.how bout a big bottle of mad dog,a box of sudafed,a joint,and some sex. or a morphine and soda is always...

Suicide is a dark and lonely place and there's no turning back once you enter this space... If I told you I never thought about it, that would be a lie for there's times I wanted to end this eternal pain and just say goodbye... But I held on for the thought of you knowing that you'd be there...

It was a blow Sylvester Stallone didn't see coming. The 58-year-old Rocky star says he and Mark Burnett were shocked to learn that Najai Turpin, a 23-year-old aspiring prize fighter who took part in their forthcoming elimination-style boxing reality series, The Contender, had committed suicide...

A body was found at the site of Ground Zero with a weapon next to him. The man from Georgia supposidly was destraught over the Voting outcome. What a loser. :rolleyes

i sit here wrist slit eyes closed blood running down my arms you said you love me i thought it was true it was a lie i smoke screen of evil because everything good is a double sided sword i sit here dead not hearing you i would have done anything for you but now i am gone sitting...

:rolleyes :crap We stood on the ledge with our personal demons in laughter.Our souls were writhing in pain so we knew one thing to go after . The negative auras sank in as the positive ones subside.The high tide crashes underneath us as we echo the thought of suicide.You cut the palm of my hand...

I lived 4 love but in the end I died, my heart was ripped out so I committed suicide... I figured without my heart how can I survive, when the one person I loved took away what kept me alive... so now here I am looking down from above upon everyone that I love... why is it that they look so...

SUICIDE I just can't stand life no more I try to wake up thinking of having a perfect day But all I can see is my life drifting away I try to correct it but nothing works It fills me...

Everything ended, everything dropped, My heart beated, beated slowly, it stopped. Scents of flowers fill the room as my life ends, Im here all alone drifting into this sleep, into this world of pretend. I gasp for air and seem to not hold on to it, A white candle burns it the flame is lit. This...