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Fromm CNN, Martha Stewart was sentenced this morning to 5 Months in Prison. This is for for her Stock Trading fruad involvement. Wow, Martha got off good

:aparty I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO PUT THIS UP FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS, BETTER LATE THAN NEVER: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JERMAINE STEWART!!! JERMAINE PASSED AWAY OVER 6 YEARS AGO, LAST MONTH WOULD HAVE BEEN HIS BIRTHDAY. AFTER WE BECAME FRIENDS, EVERY YEAR ON MY BIRTHDAY, I ALWAYS GOT A CALL FROM HIM...

Martha's way #1: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. The Real Women's Way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up anyway. Martha's way #2: To keep potatoes...

GENERAL: 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them. 3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will...