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I feel so damn pregnant dammit!!! I mean yeah ok I am but damn I be trying to be fly and walk down the block all fast and shit and then reality kicks in half way down the block and I start wobbling and holding my side. and saying ow ow ow ok ok i'm sorry and then i get kicked. My husband was...

Thank you to my friends who sent me so many important e-mails in 2004. It's so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform! Because of you: I have stopped drinking Coca-Cola, after I found out from you that it's good for removing toilet stains. I have stopped going to...

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow..... The temp is gonna go up, so it won't last long, but the trees all have some snow, and the grass white, there's little flurries falling....it looks so peaceful. The scene will be broken in about an hour. The bank will be slammed with customers coming...