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:lol My little one wet himself and my bed, so he comes to me and tell me that he did peepee on himself. So I asked him if he wet my bed and his answer is "Mom, the bed isn't important right now, I stink that the important thing. I couldn't help but start laughing.........

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A...

This sunday will be the battle of untrue DocuDramas. NBC will air; Saving Private Jessica Lynch. CBS will air; The Elizabeth Smart Story. Elizabeth herself wanted to play herself in this movie. I just want to know; who is gonna watch this stuff??? I know i'm not!!! I'm not into watching...

How amazing is it that she was found alive after being kidnapped nine months ago? Cases like this usually dont have such a happy ending. Let's hope Laci Peterson is also alive out there somwhere. Randi (FreestyleGal)

> Have fun reading... its a very good test... it might get you to think really hard and laugh at yourself why you thought of the answers different from Harry's... > > A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?"...

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman.The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off. Otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching...