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Did you ever hear the joke about the fart????? You don't want to hear it, it STINKS :shakinboo :splat :nah

Nominated as the best short joke of the year: A Three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?" Mama answered, "Not yet."

hey what's up cf! shouts to gornicevo, sonya, bassbump, chica, zoe, and anyone else who still comes around here, hey how was everyone's christmas? get anything good? anyway looks like the canadian forum just went dead again. here i can liven it up again with some more beats 4 u guys, keep in...

> First > > The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that > her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might > become pregnant and adversely impact the family, she > consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her > that teenagers today were very willful and any > attempt to...

Good Morning peeps! It's Monday but a Happy Monday hopefully for everybody. :D Or at least most? Whose off from work Thursday and Friday? Thursday's "Gobble-Gobble" Day..........Make sure you have everything you need to cook! ;) Have a wonderful day and week everybody. :wave

DONT YOU HATE IT, WHEN YOU GET INTO A TV SERIES -THAN IT GETS CANCELLED BECAUSE OF LOW RATINGS OR SOMEHOW THE NETWORKS DONT REALLY SHOW THEIR SUPPORT FOR THE SERIES.WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHORT LIVED TV SERIES, THAT LASTED ONLY A HALF A SEASON OR ONE FULL SEASON???ALOT OF THE ONES I CHOSE, GOT...

Mothers and daughters* ought to be friends, But there is a lot that gets in the way. The determined pursuit of opposite ends, Ends up as harsh words we would rather not say. Yet storms tend to pass, and passions abate, And love to outlast the days of despair, And comfort to come to those who...

do you ladies have long nails or short?? do u get manicures, acrylic and pedicures?? men do u like to be scratched gently by long nails?? or do u prefer short and neat ones?? i have med lngth acrylic wrapped nails. :flowery

a few weeks ago i was blue then came you now my days are bright like the smile i see in you your smile is bright like the stars in the sky now i nolonger have to cry i was scared to trust again but now when i think of u that is the end u are the air i breath i know im not like most guys...

He tells me he loves me he tells you he loves you too He was with me last night but sometimes he is with you He says that he loves me more than anyone he has ever loved That im the only one he thinks of I know that Its wrong to fight for someone so untrue so unfaithful and so cruel.I know that i...

THIS IS GOING OUT TO MY GIRLS, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. A SHORT TIME AGO I HAD YOU IN MY ARMS, LOOKED INTO YOUR EYES AND TOLD YOU HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU. A SHORT TIME AGO I BREATHLESSY AWAITED YOUR RESPONSE TO MY ADMISSION. YOU HUGGED ME, KISSED ME AND MADE LOVE TO ME BUT NEVER RESPONDED TO THE...

Lonely and deceived I sat there As two families cried Don't exactly know why and where how exactly I died Perhaps I might get answers later But now where would I go Why have I stood so alone? As he is at peace and I'm awake A light shine upons us...what's of my fate? The trumpets of God rage...

I have a short fuse don't get close Cause in no time you be roast I eat you alive As I laugh at you bleeding to die I can be sweet I can be cruel Get away when I lose my cool I feel no pain when I go insane A mindless lost brain with no shame I hate to be this way but it's how I am When you...

here's a new old poem I wrote Foolish Love Love is for fools when you think they love you, They up and leave you pretending to be cool. You end up crying feeling blue, Feeling cold like betrayal wanting to plunge to death. Thinking that in love you always fail not telling, with secrets kept...

When i look in to your eyes Isee the pain you feel inside Won't you let me be the one To dry your tears and calm you down....:)

I was just wondering what do the guys like better, a women with long hair or short???, btw: mine is long :)