reasons

Don't worry, it's not true, just something I wrote for a class, things are STILL great between me and my girl. you're more than just my equal, you mean more to me than breathing didn't know if I'd stay faithful... but I guess seeing is believing so before you say you're leaving, just...

1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" :shakinboo 2. Inventive way to finally meet that special person in Human Resources. :typing 3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 4. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you...

did of you guys see that show on E! ?? Senifeld #1. :huh what the !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???the internet shouldve been #1. i wish VH1 would come out with one it would have been better

Top 10 Reasons Why God Created Eve 10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions. 9. God knew that Adam would one day require someone to locate and hand him the TV remote. 8. God knew that Adam would never go out and get himself...

25 Reasons 1... your smile, don't have to say no more 2... your guidance and all the things you show me 3... the way you look at me when you say 'I love you' 4... your headstrong personality 5... your take-charge capability 6... I love the way you cook for me Beef roast, white rice and...

We Get Off on the Rush Women crave the endorphin high from the initial attraction they feel toward a new guy. We Want Attention Girls may cheat because they feel taken for granted. A new lover gives them the TLC that their beau doesn't. We Feel Pressured When women stress (especially...

I don't believe in cheating in a relationship because it's a waste of time. Why go through the troubles and remembering your lies? That's me! I'm a straight up person and tell it like it is. I follow that saying and it's my motto: "Ask me no questions and I'll tell you NO lies!" From men's...

10) God was worried that Adam would Frequently become lost in the garden Becaue he would not ask for directions 9) He knew that one day Adam would Require someone to hand him the remote 8) He knew Adam would never go out and buy Himself a new figleaf when his wore out And would need Eve to...

Ok we all know it's a fact that freestyle is at an extreme low point in Canada...now if we can all list a couple reasons why (plz people try and be a bit civil lol) it would be appreciated...JackG wants us to try and create some hype but I don't really know what to do cuz it's hard to determine...

my friend sent this to me.... 10. 8:45am is way too early for Puerto Ricans. 9. Puerto Ricans are always late; they would`ve missed all 4 flights. 8. Hot girls on the planes would distract them. 7. Once in the air, they would talk loudly and call attention to themselves. 6. Free food...

TOP 10 REASONS PUERTO RICANS CAN`T BE TERRORISTS: 10. 8:45am is way too early for Puerto Ricans. 9. Puerto Ricans are always late; they would`ve missed all 4 flights. 8. Hot girls on the planes would distract them. 7. Once in the air, they would talk loudly and call attention to themselves 6...

cause you don't have to worry about checking in w/someone you can come and go as u please you don't have to buy that extra present for bdays or holidays you can go to the movies for a matinee showing you can flirt with as many peeps as you want you can do what u want when u want you have time to...

Top 10 Reasons Computers Must Be Male 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 7. It is always necessary to have a backup. 6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the...

ever since i,ve been posting on this page i,ve left alot of you wondering what my words mean, well here goes. if your asking me if tka is breaking up ? we already did it before, are we breaking up again? only god knows the answer to that and only he can tell us when. what i can honestly say is...

10. No one ever steals your chair. 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 6. You want to see if it's like the dream. 5. To stop those creepy...