pig

OK, so where my boyfriend is from, guinea pigs are raised for food. So they just had these big fiestas which his sister sponsered in which they get really wasted and play all these crazy games including chasing after guinea pigs, while the poor things run around squealing, for they must know...

I Have Been Up Since 11:00am And So Far I Have Had 3 English Muffins, 4 Salami Sandwiches,2 Bags Of Chip And Some Sponge Bob Cereal. And Im Still Hungry. Must Be The No Meat On Friday Thingy But Damn Im Starving. :)

The pig farmer buys 4 new pigs, but they wont mate with each other. Frustrated the farmer calls his neighbor and ask for advice. The nieghbor tells him " You have to teach those pigs how to mate, I take my new pigs in to the hills and @$&* them, it works all the time". The nieghbor also...