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These are funny and I know this has happened to all of us at one point or another. FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went...

We humans tend to be clumsy sometimes. There are days that shit happen on its own...that you just cannot believe that happened. Anyways tonight I feel like mentioning some of the most stoopidest things I've done...and please laugh away. First...I am happy to be alive and not dead. :lol One...

What was the most surprising event of the week so far/ 1. Michael jackson Aquitted on all 10 charges 2. Destiny's Child stepping down after their tour 3. Phil Jackson returning to coach The LA Kobe's eerrrrLA Fakers eerrrr Lakers 4. Prisioners being tourtured at guantanmo bay with X-Tina...

:boing Ok Chuck I had to put the thread up lol. This will be are Chuck Tribute thread I actually think we shoudl do this weekly for a member of choosing next week Chuck picks someone to create a tribute thread too. Ok ok we all know how hillariously funny Chuck is what a big heart and sweet...

I was looking at my high school's 1992 yearbook and they had a picture of a girl dancing and "exciting the crowd" with the song Take it While its Hot. Soon as i heard that i was thinking about how nice it would have been to been part of that graduating class or at least be there during that...

Ok since it is Valentines day thought I could start a game..... Name your most memorable musical movie moment. Romantic, Tear Jerker, or whatever comes to mine..... Ok here are mind.... Just Once - Last American Virgin Unchained Melody - Ghost Sailing - Arthur

Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did... *I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo...

Three old guys are out walking. > First one says, "Windy, isn't it?" > Second one says, "No, its Thursday!" > Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer." > =============================================== > A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new > hearing aid. > It cost...

Few Months ago's there was The 100 Most Metal Moments now there is The Top 40 Least Metal Moments. Number 1 was Motley Crue front man Vince Niel doing a chicken dance at a Octoberfest show this year. How Metal!! :huh What caught my eye was Divas ruining Metal Classics: Mariah carey covering...

All last week; VH1 aired one of the funniest countdowns ever. The 100 Most Metal Moments. It was wild. I cannot believe I remember most of that stuff. Some of the best was: Biohazzard Lead Guitarist walking into Slayers Locker Room covered in sh*t! Led Zeppelin's drummer; John Bonham taking a...

Laying there so close to you It's just so plain to see As your facial features gently soften And you expose to me The captivated lust in your eyes As your gaze falls upon my face Your masculine hands caressing my skin A memory I care not to erase Your gentle lips all over my neck Blood...

My mind wanders so much Every two seconds a new thought A good one, a sad one A funny one, a bad one. I'll laugh, then I'll tear With these thought that I hold dear Moments of love Times of passion Fits of rage And times of happiness I see things I know are wrong And things I wish I could do...

a man has three moments in life in which he is in total bliss and peace...where nothing else matters..the world stands still and the moment is there..forever making its mark on his soul..making him the man he is...the first moment is at his birth ..when he draws his first breath and cries...

What's toronto freestylers..... I hope to see you all @ Moments @ 88 yorkville tonight for night 1 of Seductive Sundays !!!!! ITS GONNA BE A CRAZY PARTY

Come and check out the grand opening Sunday, Nov. 18 / 2001 At Moments. 88 Yorkville Ave. Toronto (between Bay / Bloor) and every Sunday thereafter Retro-Actif Sundays with Djs Elvis Lee & Bernie B.