math

I have to say that math is the worst subject even College Al Bah!

One day, a teacher told her students to come up with a sentence using the math terms add, subtract, divide, multiply. When time was up, she called on Johnny, who said, "This is the process of having sex. First you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope you don't...

Last week I purchased a burger for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried...

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut >right in >front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to >avoid hitting her. >This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his >window and "flipped" the woman off. > >"Man...