A couple was invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress party.The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good...
Why Does The Rejection Hotline Exist?
The dating scene is full of people who can't take a hint or can't take "no" for an answer (and many who apparently can't take showers, can't brush their teeth, or can't seem to go out in social settings without awkwardly embarrassing themselves)...
A brew too far
Four Tennessee inmates go on beer run, charged with escape
The Associated Press
Updated: 5:49 p.m. ET July 20, 2004
ROGERSVILLE, Tenn. - The party’s over for four inmates accused of going on a beer run after the jail’s doors were accidentally left unlocked.
The men were...
A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at the bar by himself.
She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. "Magic Beer. he says.
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after realizing that there
is no one else worth talking to, goes...
I am LMAO over here because while going through several posts, my 4 yr old is standing here next to me watching. He sees my avatar and ask if that was my Betty Boop. (He knows I love Betty Boop) Well anyway, I told him yes and as I was scrolling down he notices my virtual pet and asks, "Why is...
:lol so this afternoon i was just casually enduring my martial arts lessons when some funny music came piping in from the next room. it sounded like a freestyle song but when i listened to the words here's what i heard..
"ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS TWO!
TWO PLUS TWO EQUALS FOUR!
FOUR PLUS FOUR EQUALS...
What is going on after 43 years Barbie and Ken break up. I was listening to it at fox 5 news . I could not stop laughing, they were talking like they were legally married. What do u guys think?
'well this is another pic of me again,' "hopefully a little better then the first" just thought to share it with yall.oh and thanks again,for all the post and compliments really appreciate them thanks.
i know i look like hell and i felt like it my friend setup his equipment and had me "dj" ( if u can call it that )
p.s. i live in my " i <3 ny " shirt :)
I was doing a bit of shopping after work cause a few here know how compulsive shoppaholic I am...and the store though bright was quiet.
Bunch of lovely shortys all around and of course I had a big smile! :stoned
But...that quietness and that smile all changed in the blink of an eye. Why? Dayum...
Let me officially introduce myself! I am a pimping Boricua. I live off all my pimping/hustling skillz. I hate player hater's, therefore you will not getz any respect from me if your into that sort of thing. I give mad respect to player's that play the game properly, but only if they get...
stupid, but cute...
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> >Rules for Guys
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> >1. Any man who brings a camera to a stag night may be legally
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> >2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
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> >3. It is ok for a man to cry under the following...