liners

You're favorite "Famous" one liners from a movie. Mine is: "I'll be here" from E.T.

Puerto Rican One Liners What do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trustworthy Why don't Puerto Ricans have checking accounts? Because it's hard to sign checks with a spray can. What do you get when you cross a Puerto Rican and a Chinaman? A car thief who can't drive. Why are...