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Two young lovers Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up." After...

Q.Why are married women heavier than single women? A.Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. Q.What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A.. A widow. Q..How many men does...

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."

Who's single or thinking about being single? Person(that's me)with a good heart looking 4 a female that can keep it real. 2 me looks are unimportant because it's what's inside a persons heart that really counts(well at least 2 me anyways). All I ask is that u have a good heart and a lot of love...