immigration

Pedro was trying to get into the U.S. legally through Immigration. The Officer said "Pedro, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the U.S. "Pedro said, "I am ready." The officer said, "Make a sentence using Yellow, Pink and...

The immigration went to raid the local carniceria (meat market) and went straight for the meat section where paco was busy cutting up meat. The migra asked paco, "are you an American citizen?" paco said "jess sir!" La migra said "well show us your green card. Paco said "ohh, me no have it, I...